Khamis, Januari 8

Marriage life before and after



before marriage, darling here..darling there..
after marriage, baling here..baling there..


before marriage, i die for you..
after marriage,you die up to you..
kalau lama lagi married,
you die, i help you..




before marriage,you go anywhere..i follow you
after marriage,you go anywhere, up to you..
lama lagi married, you go anywhere, better get lost!!




before wedding, you are my heart..you are my love..
after wedding, you get on my nerves



before wedding, you are sweet and kind,
just like cinderella..
after wedding, you are worse than godzila..



before wedding, roses are red, violets are blue..
like it or not, i'm stuck with you...
after wedding, roses are dead, i'm blue..you get on my head..
i will sue you..




before wedding,every makan time,
he bring you to Shangri-La..
after wedding, you want to go, you wait-laa..




before wedding, he told you that you looks like Anita Sarawak..
after wedding, don't know whether katak or biawak..




*just for fun..no heart feeling yey..!!


4 ulasan:

beloved berkata...

berjaya membuat saya ketawa sendiri..

naz ilyn berkata...

salam...

begitulah resam kehidupan... tapi segalanya ditangan kita tepuk dada tanya iman di dada... apa yang dimahu sendiri mahu tau..

SiS-lin berkata...

lawak sgguh membacanye..tp ada benarnye tu...tp klu ikhlas dlm melayari bahtera,semuanye boleh d ubah dlm sekelip mata kan...

hendrastar berkata...

hahaha...nice sharing la...best2...:D :D :D